They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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