Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
