You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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