I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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