It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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