Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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