this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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