I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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