Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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