according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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