i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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