So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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