there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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