Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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