Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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