Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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