D3 body, D1 cock
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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