Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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