Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
