I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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