Cold hands, warm shart.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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