It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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