I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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