i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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