Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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