why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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