Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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