We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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