I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My bed smells like the plague
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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