he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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