The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are you still at the devil's house?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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