Its about making memories worth repressing
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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