We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You can make out without kissing
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