I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
