But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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