People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to make a zoo with you.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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