1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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