i just had sex bonerless
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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