whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm jealous of your bromance
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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