David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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