I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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