Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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