I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
