I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
