he puts the penis in happiness.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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