these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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