So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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