Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
