hotel room ftw
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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