Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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