Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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